dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
