So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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