Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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