im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
A+ Viking dick
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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