Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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