you win again, gameday.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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