I looked at my own cervix.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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