First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you never un-have a 4some
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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