didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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