He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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