He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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