We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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