Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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