kristin has been a bad kristin
where does the pee come out of this thing
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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