I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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