You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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