So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bet he comes in French.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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