My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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