I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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