You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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