We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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