i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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