D3 body, D1 cock
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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