Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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