Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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