i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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