Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I need you to use more vowels.
ttyl tear gas
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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