He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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