dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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