i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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