so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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