Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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