I'm jealous of your bromance
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You ruined the universe
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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