and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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