why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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