I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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