Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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