Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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