Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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