no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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