Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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