Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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