We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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