I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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