I hate your face
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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