you turned your livingroom into a bong?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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