Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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