Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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