me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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