i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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