WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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