Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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