He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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