with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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