nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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