i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
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he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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