So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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