So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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