do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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