There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
What a dumb baby whore.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
