he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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